women are unclean

America was founded as a Christian nation, and, frankly, I’m darn sick and tired of the constant assault on our religious freedoms from the gays, the minorities, and especially the ladies.

women-must-submit-to-men_women-must-serve-men-www.stepfordwife.comYes, you heard me – especially the ladies. What completely chaps my hide is how successful the women-folk have been in dragging us away from the Biblical values this great nation was founded upon. Everywhere you look nowadays you see chicks perverting the Biblical order of things by exercising leadership over men, participating in the complicated and sensitive political process, acting all uppity and equal to their husbands in marriages, wearing whatever the heck they want to wear (with no concern whatsoever over how their cleavage makes us men tingle), having sex when they choose to like men do, and worse.

Here’s some facts for you, Christian ladies…facts that I hope you will seriously consider:

  • The most common Biblical epithets for women are “harlot,” “whore,” and “unclean.” In fact, in most of your appearances in the Good Book, when you’re even mentioned at all, you are either superfluous or diabolical. Take a hint.
  • This is really important! Don’t forgot – YOU WERE AN AFTERTHOUGHT! You were designed to be a “help meet” for men! You wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for us men – you were literally created out of a man’s spare rib!
  • And THEN you completely messed everything up. Eve was a sin-inciting, disobedient, impulsive, morally inferior seductress who literally led to the downfall of humankind.

We need to get back to a Biblically based, common sense society where everyone knows their place and stays within the parameters outlined for them in God’s holy Book. Some examples of your “place,” ladies:

1 Corinthians 11:3-7:
But I would have you know that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man…for a man…is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

1 Peter 2:12-13
I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet, for it was man who was first created, then woman. 

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourself unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the Church…therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything. 

1 Peter 3:1-6
Wives, in the same way submit yourselves to your husbands. Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as elaborate hairstyles and wearing of jewelry or fine clothes. Rather it should be that of your inner self, the unfolding beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God’s sight. For this is the way the holy women of the past who put their hope in God used to adorn themselves. They submitted to their husbands, like Sarah, who obeyed Abraham and called him “Lord.” 

women_in_the_bibleHear that, sweethearts? When was the last time you heard someone from the mainstream Godless liberal media encourage you to call your husbands “Lord?” Am I right?

(Side note: I don’t personally apply these particular passages to my own marriage, but only out of practical considerations. If I were to, my wife would cut off my testicles or leave me. Or both.)

Granted, the very next verse in 1 Peter does instruct husbands to treat their wives gently because they are “weaker vessels.” Kind of like how I treat my pets.

Even the Jesus’s mom was put in her place: Woman, what have I to do with thee?   (Jesus, John 20:17)

Still not convinced that women were basically created for men, to be men’s property?

The Bible makes it pretty dang clear that every aspect of women’s bodies and behaviors are subject to the scrutiny and control of men. The Good Book issues edicts over such matters as feminine hygiene, menstruation, pregnancy and more. No detail about women is too private or trite, from your periods (during which you are “unclean” for seven days) to your hairstyles to your housewifely duties to your conduct in church. (In 1 Corinthians, Paul says you’re to shut up at church, be submissive to your husbands, and wait until you get home to ask him questions.)

Another Jezebel mocking God's law.  She will burn.
Another Jezebel mocking God’s law. She will burn.

Back in the good old days daughters could be sold, women who had sex outside of marriage could be stoned or burned (their male partners got off scot-free), and women who did not have intact hymens on their wedding night were to be publically executed.

If a man raped a woman who was engaged to another man, both the rapist and the woman would be stoned to death. But if a man raped a women who was not already claimed as a man’s property (not engaged or married), the rapist was only required to pay the woman’s father fifty shekels of silver, and the women was forced to marry her rapist.

Clearly, the Bible defines women as men’s property. Why have we allowed our society to stray so far? Even the Ten Commandments lump women in with other possessions, such as asses. Women actually take second billing to inanimate objects, such as “they neighbor’s house” in the Exodus 20 variation.

Look, we are a Christian nation, founded on Christian principles. To the degree that we walk away from our religious heritage as a country, we play right into the hands of Satan. Remember, according to Sarah Palin and other right-thinking politicians, the Bible was the basis for our constitution – and it’s clear that in the Bible the weaker sex was placed on this earth for the purpose of meeting men’s needs and for men to have dominion over. Why have we allowed America to stray so far?

images-307This assault on Biblical values has been going on for over a hundred years now. Check out this whiny, self-indulgent, godless passage from an 1885 speech by the Feminazi Elizabeth Cady Stanton, the first woman to formally call for women’s right to vote:

You may go over the world and you will find that every form of religion which has breathed upon this earth has degraded woman. There is not one which has not made her subject to man. Men may rejoice in them because they make man the head of the woman. I have been traveling the old world during the last few years and have found new food for thought. What power is it that makes the Hindu woman burn herself on the funeral pyre of her husband? Her religion. What holds the Turkish woman in the harem? Her religion. By what power do the Mormons perpetuate their system of polygamy? By their religion. Man, of himself, could not do this; but when he declares, “Thus saith the lord,” of course he can do it. So long as ministers stand up and tell us that man is the head of the woman how are we to break the chains which have held women down through the ages? We want to help roll off from the soul of woman the terrible superstitions that have so long repressed and crushed her.

paulryan2Sheeple, don’t give in to this modern, liberal, anti-Christ rhetoric that seeks to pull you away from the one true religion and to destroy our country by stripping away our religious freedoms. Do everything possible to get us back on the straight and narrow as a nation: Pray, preach the true Word of God (not the liberal, pansy, “Christian-left” version), speak out against women’s “rights” whenever you can, and above all, vote Republican.

Published by nash

I am curious about everyone and everything, know a lot about some things, a little about others, nothing about still others. I've got roughly half my life to go, and I want it to count, and be damn fun, too. I want to leave the world better than I found it, and grow and change myself in the process.

12 thoughts on “women are unclean

    1. Yes – it’s satire. Didn’t the pictures give it away? What’s sad is that you had to wonder…the Christian right really does write stuff like this!

  1. Thank you for preaching the truth, I have been trying to tell my husband for years that he is namby pambying me too much in our marriage, and that he is not doing his God Given right to dominate all areas of my life down to when I may share our marriage bed (mustn’t let him sleep next to me whilst I’m unclean) or what to wear (I feel ashamed to admit that he enjoys seeing me wear short skirts-and isn’t doing his Godly duty of demanding I cover up and to prevent me from exposing myself to other men and causing them to have lustful thoughts).
    I haven’t dared speak up about this to him, because I believe that the bible calls me to be meek and accept the way my husband is, as he is the head of our household, perhaps you Michael, can show him the error of his ways. Please, I want to save his eternal soul.

    1. Jaanka, I feel your pain. If only more women had the meek, subservient, low self-esteem that you so beautifully display! Please ask your husband to contact me. I will read him many scriptures, and in no time you will be feeling the full blessing of a man’s dominance over your very existence. Praise God.

      1. Michael, Jaanka is my wife. Please enlighten me with those scriptures. She’s been getting uppity again lately and I could really use some verses to bash her back down with!

  2. The bible was interpreted by men who had no respect for anything but their own penises! So take YOUR theory and your unclean mind and put it where we cant see it. Keep your opinions to yourself if you can’t say anything worth listening to

    1. Hey Anonymous…sorry to make you mad. This is satire. I’m a liberal, democrat and a male feminist. I know satire is a little hard to grasp sometimes if you don’t see the whole context of the blog…but trust me, I’m just trying to point out the vileness of this sort of viewpoint which MANY men (and a lot of Christian women!) have.

  3. Hey Mike. I thought you hated the idea of religious certainty, but you speak with a sarcastic certainty on the other side. I spose your fighting fire with fire and they started it, and that’s a good point, but what about the reality that the Bible , messy as it is, is a pretty amazing book, fulfilled prophecies and all that other stuff you used to acknowledge? Proverbs said it well, “One man’s case seems unassailable, until the other man presents his.” It is a good question why that male bias stuff, is in there…the arbitrary seeming lady slighting. Hmmm… Torg

    1. Hey Torg – good questions. The prophecy thing doesn’t wash – we can discuss next time we talk. Does it bother you at all to be believing in a book that teaches such a Bronze Age morality?

  4. Wow, even knowing (now) that this is satire, I feel sick to my stomach after reading most of your post. I didn’t read all the scriptures, just too painful. I was aware of the different versions of the Bible, and how the original was changed to suit the ruling class at that time. It is revolting to me that in the 21st century that we can’t see through the thinly veiled threat the Bible speaks against women and children. The new testament is taught in many of the New Age open minded churches, and the old testament is disregarded or used as a cautionary tale of “Don’t let Christianity go that dark again”

  5. Unfortunately, most people don’t really know the history of the bible, why it was commissioned by a roman Emporer, and how the the earliest book (meaning the one closest to the actual time of Christ) was written hundreds of years AFTER his reported crucifixion. Add to that the other books that were omitted from the bible by the men commissioned by Constantine, just makes one realize how everything in the Bible was orchestrated to control a large and wide spread ignorant population. Things have not changed!

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