UNITED STATES (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.” Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his ChevyContinue reading “millions of real Americans fleeing the scourge of Obamacare”
What many are seeing as an incredibly bold move, Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 22973 today, also known as the “Make Gay People Stop Dressing So Silly Act of 2013.” The bill states: All people identifying as homosexual must begin mimicking the appearance of heterosexual members of their community, who are of theContinue reading “Michele Bachmann introduces bill to require gays to “dress more straight””
I get it now! Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 – “If a man lays with another man he should be stoned.” We’ve just been interpreting it wrong all these years!
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Three photos from the “Being Liberal” Facebook page. Do you see a theme?