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-by John Prager

Google did something reprehensible and anti-Christian yesterday. It was so terrible–so horrid–that we can’t idly stand by without speaking up. Just take a look at this evil, anti-Jesus crap they pulled–and on Easter Sunday no less! On holidays, Google sometimes does a special “doodle” that represents the occasion. Christians are outraged–OUTRAGED–at this year’s offensive “doodle.”4-21-2014-11-38-01-AM

See? Right there! PROOF that Google is an awful, anti-God organization hell-bent on destroying Christianity as we know it.
…You don’t see it, do you?

Well, plenty of people did, as they were more than willing to voice on a Google forum!

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That’s right–how DARE Google not cater to one religion! It’s not like Google has EVER done an Easter doodle, or anything. They’ve never honored Christmas, either, right?

 
Google also ignored 4/20. Pot smokers are oh-so-persecuted. Perhaps people who enjoy marijuana should rise up and boycott Google until they apologize. THAT is a holiday Google has never touched.

 

 

 

Helpful chart to help you determine whether or not
you are being persecuted.
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sexSo…I’m sitting here in a room at a downtown business, wearing my tie and sports coat and a serious/ caring/ thoughtful/ concerned look on my face, and managers are coming in one at a time to talk to me about their issues with their employees. See, I’m a professional, right? Well, taking up half my computer screen is Microsoft Word opened up to the document I’m using to type some of these managers’ comments. On the OTHER half of my screen I’m just GLANCING, very OCCASIONALLY, at “The Oatmeal,” one of my favorite websites. Anyway…this one manager is going ON and ON about a particular issue that I got my head around about 15 minutes earlier, when he first started talking. And my mind starts wandering. And I glance over at the cartoon on my screen (click HERE) and see this particular panel (the one I’ve included here), and right as this poor guy is telling me his sad, sad story….I let out this huge SNORTING LAUGH. Yup. Right there, in the middle of his story. I’m a professional.

Note: If you click on to the actual comic you will see some true stuff. I don’t agree with everything the comic says…but a lot of it I do. Take it with a grain of salt. It’s funny.

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A gem of truth from the web site:  www.objectiveministries/kidz/

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