millions of real Americans fleeing the scourge of Obamacare

UNITED STATES (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.” Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his ChevyContinue reading “millions of real Americans fleeing the scourge of Obamacare”

to my conservative friends – please read this

To my conservative friends:  Please read this.   If you’re one of those people who believe the Fox “News” lies about Obama care (you won’t be able to choose your own doctor, you’ll have to wait months for care, it will increase government spending, Congress is exempt, and more), PLEASE turn off conservative television/radio andContinue reading “to my conservative friends – please read this”

how the Tea Party is holding America hostage…

I wonder how many people actually fully grasp what the Republicans in the House are doing right now and how they are seriously harming this country in their attempt to discredit the president and hold America hostage.  It’s shameful, and if you’re not pissed off, you’re not paying attention. First – a super-duper simple (I meanContinue reading “how the Tea Party is holding America hostage…”

an Oklahoma school district figures out that abstinence-only sex ed is a complete failure

By Stephen Foster, Jr. Long one of the most conservative states  in the nation, Oklahoma is one state that has steadfastly refused to implement comprehensive sex education that includes contraception. Instead, Republicans in the state have advocated for abstinence-only plans that have been proven not to work time and time again. And because of that epicContinue reading “an Oklahoma school district figures out that abstinence-only sex ed is a complete failure”

“the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard of…”

The activists pushing the latest Tea Party cause can’t explain how their effort to stop health-care reform could ever possibly succeed. Will they shut down the government? The Tea Party has a new obsession: killing Obamacare by stripping the funding needed to implement the law. Thirteen Republican senators have signed on to the effort, whichContinue reading ““the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard of…””

how congress spends it’s time…

  As the provisions of the Affordable Care Act — referred to as Obamacare for short — begin to come online, congressional Republicans have continued to obsess over repealing the law altogether. The New York Times looked into the numbers on Wednesday and concluded that House Republicans have spent a whopping 15 percent of their time trying to repeal all orContinue reading “how congress spends it’s time…”