millions of real Americans fleeing the scourge of Obamacare

UNITED STATES (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.” Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his Chevy […]

to my conservative friends – please read this

To my conservative friends:  Please read this.   If you’re one of those people who believe the Fox “News” lies about Obama care (you won’t be able to choose your own doctor, you’ll have to wait months for care, it will increase government spending, Congress is exempt, and more), PLEASE turn off conservative television/radio and […]

a date has been set for the overthrow of the Government

To the cheers of Tea Party members everywhere, Larry Klayman called for a coup to overthrow our elected government, and replace it with a new dictatorship. Now he has expanded this, and given the dates for the armed insurrection in Washington DC: Last Wednesday, the great usurper, Barack Hussein Obama, after having been indicted by an Ocala, […]